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July 7, 2010Sydney quickly became a petri dish, crowded with the enthusiastic pip-lips, each with a bigger tribal mask of non-chalance. The...
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June 16, 2010Last week, during a particularly cold and sober evening on the outskirts of this fine city; I consumed my own...
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May 26, 2010the average shopping basket contains approximately 70,803 kilometers of food travel
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May 12, 2010So, many of you will probably be pontificating this year’s new budget, and wondering what it all means to people...
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May 5, 2010It’s just fucking spam… beautiful, poetic, inbox-filling spam.
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April 22, 2010Trains clogged the Homebush Bay lines as thousands of bogans flooded Olympic Park, with their dream list of showbags and...
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April 9, 2010Yeah, it’s a dick story. But I promise I’ll spare you the usual laborious and clichéd ‘My giant cock’ allusions.
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March 26, 2010Come on… Who hasn’t had sex in the Ivanhoe toilets?
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March 19, 2010He frowned, gesturing distractedly at the corkboard. “You look just like a friend of mine. Her picture used to be...
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March 5, 2010‘Fuck the kids, they’ll just get high and have a good time anyway won’t they?’
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