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July 7, 2010Sydney quickly became a petri dish, crowded with the enthusiastic pip-lips, each with a bigger tribal mask of non-chalance. The...
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June 16, 2010Last week, during a particularly cold and sober evening on the outskirts of this fine city; I consumed my own...
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May 26, 2010the average shopping basket contains approximately 70,803 kilometers of food travel
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May 12, 2010So, many of you will probably be pontificating this year’s new budget, and wondering what it all means to people...
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May 5, 2010It’s just fucking spam… beautiful, poetic, inbox-filling spam.
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April 22, 2010Trains clogged the Homebush Bay lines as thousands of bogans flooded Olympic Park, with their dream list of showbags and...
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April 9, 2010Yeah, it’s a dick story. But I promise I’ll spare you the usual laborious and clichéd ‘My giant cock’ allusions.
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March 26, 2010Come on… Who hasn’t had sex in the Ivanhoe toilets?
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March 19, 2010He frowned, gesturing distractedly at the corkboard. “You look just like a friend of mine. Her picture used to be...
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March 5, 2010‘Fuck the kids, they’ll just get high and have a good time anyway won’t they?’
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March 1, 2010There were fat guys with thin penises, short women with long breasts, wide women with thin breasts and tiny men...
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February 23, 2010My first view of SINK was a derogatory experience; a shaming light shining down the darkened path that is my...
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February 19, 2010My editor had promised me a ticket to see OK GO at Oxford Art Factory… But it was 48 hours...
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February 4, 2010Dear Sydney, In the wake of what was another, amazing Sydney Festival; I have a special message for every Gen-Y...
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January 29, 2010Here is a guide on the tastiest parts of the human body and how to put them to good use.
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January 22, 2010It’s been almost a year since a few, young lads set about to print a magazine about underground Sydney
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January 17, 2010He with the biggest snake – is the biggest yob, and may take the wife of his choosing
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December 22, 2009The aim was to hit ten rooftop drinking holes in Central Sydney – in one day.
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December 3, 2009Last Thursday I figured a nice orgy would be a good way to blow off some steam after a lame...
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November 25, 2009Insulted and unemployed, Utzon left the xenophobic public, the political clusterfuck and his Opera House behind
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