Why cave men paint on trains.

Why cave men paint on trains.

This month, Scott Mulhearn, Adrian Hing, Luke Vassell, Jack Shumack, Alex Wisman, and Marcus Wisman – were sentenced to a cumulative 52 months of jail time in London – and I couldn’t give a shit.

The Sydney-based spray-painters (aged 21-24) were all part of the aging AMF crew and were arrested in London in December last year.

Now, regardless of how you feel about graffiti, I’m a little pissed off that the underground media has been sucking their collective cock with a groupie-esque fervour ever since the news hit Sydney.

Firstly, to travel to London just to tag the trains is lame enough, but to do such a thing in a city famous for their CCTV coverage is absolutely, fucking moronic.

Secondly, tagging trains is the graffiti equivalent of wearing a slogan T-Shirt. These arseholes deserve to be locked up, purely for holding back an art form.

Graffiti has been trying for years to be taken seriously, or at least be acknowledged for it’s importance to society… but as long as people like AMF are still tagging trains, the road ahead is set to stymie with brightly-coloured wild-style.

And while I understand that for graffiti to keep it’s ‘bad-boy’ persona, a few laws have to be broken along the way, what I can’t stand is for the medium to only remain in the public eye, utilising the same, dated techniques as back in 1974.

But ‘whether painting trains is cool’ is not the point that angers me the most. What really gets me down is I simply cannot understand why the graffiti community has rallied behind these bland, beige arseholes.

They weren’t attempting some brilliant stunt, they weren’t expanding the art form, they were simply doing what they’ve been doing in Sydney for the last decade,  in a new city. And let’s not pretend that London needed some more trains painted, let’s not even suggest that the trembling tube needed a few Sydney inspired pieces to complete their collection. I’m sure it didn’t mean fuck all to the people of London.

What is worse, is that they attempted this boring attack on the tube – knowing that London had an extensive CCTV system! Yet the graffiti culture still seems amazed that these retards are locked up?

If an Australian is caught with drugs in Singapore and sentenced to life, the Sydney drug community doesn’t get behind them and throw petals at their feet, they don’t write odes in their bong blogs… instead – a cooperative, disdainful sigh is let out and the sidewalk cafes of this great city are filled with vicious, sneering, mockery.

Fuck these arseholes – hang ‘em for all I care.

If you’ve got a toilet door that needs some jazzing up…

George Bannister